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Jun. 9th, 2007

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Jun. 8th, 2007

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Hostel II - Worse than Iraq?

I hope and pray that nobody sees Hostel II. I mean, seriously, who the hell wants to see a movie where torture is the main part of the story? I don't, and I'd be ashamed to have seen a thing like Hostel II. If the characters have no chance to survive, why bother making the movie to begin with? Stupid. And, fuck Eli Roth.

Feb. 26th, 2007

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Old School Hollywood

Only at the In-N-Out on Sunset Blvd. at 2:45 in the morning would I see Adam freakin' Johnson from Etiwanda High School. Yes, the same Adam Johnson who played every sport and was school president and now plays for the Kansas City Chiefs in some capacity. What a weird town. Good times, though.

Nov. 7th, 2006

kanye west

Dear Republicans

The party's over, baby.

Take that, you motherless motherfuckers!
kanye west


We can talk about Iraq, gas prices, tax breaks for the rich, and God knows what else, but let's look back at the worst thing he ever did (as far as signing bills):


The Palm Sunday Compromise should've been the catalyst to get Bush impeached. Only 3 Senators (out of 100) were present to endorse this bill, and Bush came back from another fucking vacation to sign it!

This is absolute power corrupting absolutely, and I can't wait to see that motherfucker's face when Democrats take back the House and Senate. Fuck him and I hope he rots in hell (if that even exists).

Nov. 2nd, 2006

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"When I kill a man, it's all about the money."

These are the words of professional hitman Adam Marchand.

Responsible for over 200 known murders, Marchand is about to embark on his most difficult target - retirement.

Seeking an end to his career for reasons only known to him, Marchand attempts to train his partner, Thomas Riley, to take over the business.

Detective Oliver Gaines is the only thing between Marchand and his future plans, and he will go as far as breaking the law to stop him.

Set in the Inland Empire of California, ON A RAIL is the feature film debut of Long Beach State graduate David H. Paniagua Jr.

It will be released in DECEMBER 2006.

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Oct. 19th, 2006

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Best Button Ever

Oct. 10th, 2006

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Fuck the Republican Party

November 7th is a huge day for all Democrats. If we can get a couple people into the House and Senate, then the Republicans are fucked and Bush won't be able to do a goddamned thing for the last 2 years of his horrendous, piece-of-shit Presidency. It's time to stop being so apathetic to politics and get these shit-for-brains Republicans out of politics. Am I biased all hell? Damn right, I am. Peace and love to friends that are probably Republican, but with all due respect, I hate Republican politicians, especially since this is a party that would love to outlaw birth control. Imagine a country where you can't have sex for fun. It'd be the end of the world as we know it. All right, I'm done rambling. VOTE.

Aug. 28th, 2006

kanye west


Ladies & Gentlemen,

As you know by now the number one film in America this weekend was MIRACLE 2: MARKY MARK IN CLEATS.

As you probably also know BEERFEST is fucking great. You've seen our comment board, you've talked to your friends, you've probably already seen the movie.

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Well here's your answer...

It doesn't fucking matter.

What matters now is that YOU keep BEERFEST in theaters so that your friends, and everyone else in the world will get to see BEERFEST on the big screen.

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Jul. 28th, 2006

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What's the fucking point of selling tickets on Ticketmaster if none of the tickets will be available during their post time? I fucking hate Ticketmaster.

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